Books That Will Never be Published

How To Be Tolerant Of Others

- by Pol Pot

Gimme That Fork, Asshole!

- by Stuart Cassington

Amelia Bedelia And Her Tasty Pie

- by Peggy Parish

Hasty Meats Fetching:  The Art Of Being A Highly Awesome Me

- by Wilford Brimley

Hooray!  Hooray!  Hooray!  Awesome And Wonderful!  Hooray!

- by Albert Camus

Dental Dams and You (A How To Popup Book)

- by Chester Poonswipe
How To Be Tolerant Of Others (US Edition)
- by Edgar Ray Killen
- by J. Fred Muggs 
My Mommy Is A Big Fat Doody Stupidhead
- by Timmy Horowitz
What You Should Do When Your House Is On Fire At This Exact Moment (Seriously, Your Fucking House Is On Fire!  Make For The Door, Stupid!  Holy Shit!  You're Still Reading?  What The Fuck Is Wrong With You?  Ha Ha, I'm Just Kidding.  Your House Is Not On Fire.  But If It Were, Reading This Book Would Assist You In Navigating The Treacherous Waters That Come With Everything Around You Being A'Flame.  So The Lesso...Wait- Do You Smell Smoke?  I'm Not Joking This Time.  Run, Bitch, Run!  Save The Richie Allen Rookie Card!  Save The AIDS Quilt!  Vamoose, Motherfucker!)
- by Sir Nigel Houndsworth OBE

I Never Touch The Stuff

- by Charlie Sheen with Dana Plato

- by Ginger Lynn

Delicious Cocktails For The Holiday Season

- by Jim Jones


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