Death Rides a Hose
Not a Sci-Fi Civil War Movie Starring Charleton Heston and Edward G. Robinson with a Quote From Said Movie Where Charleton Heston Raises a Concern
Soylent Green Apple Quickstep
"Soylent Green Apple Quickstep is poo poo!"
An Excerpt From Hilaire Belloc's "The Four Men," Contemporized for Persons Suffering with Mysophobia
- "May all good handshakes that here agree
- Sanitize thy hands to be germ free,
- And may all my bacterium go to hell!
- Purell! Purell! Purell! Purell!
- May all my bacterium go to hell!
- Purell! Purell!"