There are people who say things they shouldn't.
And there are people who shouldn't say things.
Hands held 'neath moonlight,
We look at the stars as one.
In the breeze, a fart.
"Parsnips. Parsnips. Parsnips!"
"A lux is defined as a lumen per meter squared!"
"I hope it's a girl."
"Daddy did it that way too!"
"Oh, the gaping maw that is your vagina reminds me of Admiral Akbar breathing!"
"You are sofa king we Todd Ed!"
"I'm getting a pap smear on Monday!"