Yessir-ree-bob. I do indeed mean the Jesus! Christ! I'm quite convinced I spoke to the anthropomorphic form of Jesus! Christ! because He told me He was in fact Jesus! Christ! And only a delusional schizophrenic foil-chapeau wearing loon whom I played chess with on a daily basis in a facility for delusional schizophrenic foil-chapeau wearing loons would know whether or not they are Jesus! Christ!
And as Jesus! Christ! once said to me as he opened with a Stonewall Attack: "How in the fuck-basket burnt sienna has Edward James Olmos not played Manuel Noriega in a Broadway rendition of Mannix?"
Excellent query, Mr. Christ!
Jesus! Christ! on...
- Electric Cars
"They'll come around."
- Cute Kitty Cats
"Satan's sycophants! Nihasa ne'er-do-wellers! Stupid Assholes!"
- The Still Breathing Gavin Macleod
"I know a guy."
- Usain Bolt
"Whooopa-dee-doo, your majesty-- Try doing that on water."
- Dancing Like No One is Watching
"Somersets; day and night!"
- The Trappings of Wealth
"Bjorn Borg: scourge of the Federation."