"They can cure syphilis now."
"I got a pocket-full of blue pills and my homeboys do too."
"Mind if I fill that barren wasteland you call a vagina with something other than dust?"
"I'm pretty sure Medicare covers broken hips."
"You're gonna need that oxygen tank after I get through with you."
"I might fall, but I can definitely get up... if you know what I mean."
"Let's go make a talkie."
"Mammy, I'm your Sammy."
"Are those liver spots? Because I actually think they're notches of your myriad of conquests over the past 134 years.
"My grandkids call it a 'snowball'."
"You know, in this light, with your head just fractionally tilted in that specific manner, you remind me of a barely dead Dinah Shore."