"Revenge is a dish best served with bedroom eyes."
"Revenge is a dish best served at 40-Love."
"Revenge is a dish best served at an internal temperature of 165°."
"Revenge is a dish best served before midnight just in case there are Gremlins present."
"Revenge is a dish best served in interpretive dance."
"Revenge is a dish best served with a lovely side of sauteed shitaki mushrooms followed by a single white grape to cleanse the palette."
"Revenge is a dish best served by using Victor Borge's skull and kneecaps as vehicles for said revenge while being topped by a delicious FroYo."
"Revenge is a dish best served without bread so as not to fill you up before you've had your necessary portion of revenge."
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