Cliche: "The world is your oyster."
Response: Must be why I'm so horny all the time.
Cliche: "Christmas is a season for giving."
Response: I'm Jewish.
Cliche: "As useful as tits on a bull."
Response: I do enjoy the company of a more voluptuous lady every now and again.
Cliche: "Don't get you knickers in a twist."
Response: I'm pretty sure they prefer "African American" these days, buddy.
Cliche: "April showers bring May flowers."
Response: Fuckin' dumbfuck bees.
Cliche: "You are what you eat."
Response: My friends call me Manischewitz Paint Chips Kitten.
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