Cliche. Response.

Cliche:  "The world is your oyster."

Response:  Must be why I'm so horny all the time.

Cliche:  "Christmas is a season for giving."

Response:  I'm Jewish.

Cliche:  "As useful as tits on a bull."

Response:  I do enjoy the company of a more voluptuous lady every now and again.

Cliche:   "Don't get you knickers in a twist."

Response:  I'm pretty sure they prefer "African American" these days, buddy.

Cliche:  "April showers bring May flowers."

Response:  Fuckin' dumbfuck bees.

Cliche:  "You are what you eat."

Response:  My friends call me Manischewitz Paint Chips Kitten.

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