Death Rides a Hose
12.9.13
An Epigram Concerning Charlie
In a rotunda of social obligation, Charlie- he of distilled thought and drunken warbling- commenced to crossing the room in a most haphazard way. "A corner I must find," he bellowed. "A corner to which I may relieve my weariness!"
11.9.13
10.9.13
A Gentleman's Excursion
I was enjoying my journey 'cross the land of Thai-
But drink deviated me from my well formed plan.
At least I found a mate with whom I could lie-
But I probably should have asked if she was a man.
6.9.13
Not a Sci-Fi Civil War Movie Starring Charleton Heston and Edward G. Robinson with a Quote From Said Movie Where Charleton Heston Raises a Concern
Soylent Green Apple Quickstep
"Soylent Green Apple Quickstep is poo poo!"
4.9.13
An Excerpt From Hilaire Belloc's "The Four Men," Contemporized for Persons Suffering with Mysophobia
- "May all good handshakes that here agree
- Sanitize thy hands to be germ free,
- And may all my bacterium go to hell!
- Purell! Purell! Purell! Purell!
- May all my bacterium go to hell!
- Purell! Purell!"
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